pick one
potato wedges
french fries
roasted potatoes
hashbrowns or tater tots
mashed or smashed potatoes
baked potatoes
potato chips
scalloped potatoes
gnocchi
potato soup
attempt #2 pretend you didn’t see my gnocchi typo in the last one
cant stop thinking about this
[ID: two tweets
1. user deeply unserious @ yesindeeder: i think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realise their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives
2. user @ heb__here: also i think husbands lose their minds a little bit when they realise their wives aren’t as forgiving as their mothers
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The emotional rollercoaster that was German twitter. All the jokes about cats and boxes, about AfD voters not abiding to another lockdown and going for a late night walk (to hopefully get mauled by a lion). Which then turned out to be a boar. The devastation at those news.
Der Postillon’s been having a field day:
This example sentence on Duolingo today (July 23) was probably a coincidence:
Take me back to this time
being a person is so weird bc i’ll be like “i wish my brain was kinder to me esp when i’m already having a hard time,” and then i remember that i’m my brain and i have to be kinder to me and that nobody else will do it for me