b-i-s-e-x-u-a-l-l-y-g-a-y:

Waiting for when these sick ass hoodies drop

Edit:

ALT

THEY DID IT GUYS

strawberryfolklore:

pick one

potato wedges

french fries

roasted potatoes

hashbrowns or tater tots

mashed or smashed potatoes

baked potatoes

potato chips

scalloped potatoes

gnocchi

potato soup

attempt #2 pretend you didn’t see my gnocchi typo in the last one

preachersdaughtermp3:

selenastaylors:

cant stop thinking about this

[ID: two tweets

1. user deeply unserious @ yesindeeder: i think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realise their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives

2. user @ heb__here: also i think husbands lose their minds a little bit when they realise their wives aren’t as forgiving as their mothers

End ID]

catchymemes:

inoffizielles-deutschland:

mooncustafer:

mooncustafer:

leandra-winchester:

thatswhywelovegermany:

official-german-unfug:

The emotional rollercoaster that was German twitter. All the jokes about cats and boxes, about AfD voters not abiding to another lockdown and going for a late night walk (to hopefully get mauled by a lion). Which then turned out to be a boar. The devastation at those news.

Der Postillon’s been having a field day:

This example sentence on Duolingo today (July 23) was probably a coincidence:

Take me back to this time

glowcowboy:

being a person is so weird bc i’ll be like “i wish my brain was kinder to me esp when i’m already having a hard time,” and then i remember that i’m my brain and i have to be kinder to me and that nobody else will do it for me

pizzee:

I’d lose interest if I found out it wasn’t about horses too

meh-tahuman:

catamelon:

weirdness-is-good:

memewhore:

completely-static:

go watch Barbie

fragilefairys:

hey did u guys hear ab the guy that put glitter on his balls?? pretty nuts…….

toskarin:

the walking polar bear gif is already one of my favourite gifs so can you imagine the noise I made when I saw this version