salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:

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funnytwittertweets:

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cannibalchicken:

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theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a Gritty in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife”

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dragonhoardingwips-deactivated2:

Could you reblog this if you enjoy seeing your writer friends ramble about their wips on your dash?

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beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it’s like, “oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism” and that was very very brave of them

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ripiz:

At the club checkin my tumblr notes

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bimbinis:

theboyyouknewisdeadtome:

dysph0rickitt3n:

theboyyouknewisdeadtome:

randompolls:

Choose a superpower:

Invisibility

Telekinesis

Teleportation

Mind reading

Super strength

Shape-shifting

Flight

Healing

Super speed

Precognition

world’s most transgender website

I would turn into a deep see monster and terrorize scuba divers, idk what you’d be using your shapeshifting for 🤨

that’s the most transgenderest use of shape-shifting imaginable

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youre-dreaming-302:

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professionalchaoticdumbass:

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CHANDRAYAAN 3 MADE IT

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patrickztump:

we can only go on one (1) field trip this year, where do you all want to go?

natural history and science museum

history museum

art museum

botanical gardens

aquarium

space and aeronautics museum

state/country capital

national park

zoo

transportation museum

please pass this around to all of your classmates, i don’t want anyone saying they didn’t get to vote

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skluug:

eraserheadbabygirl:

why did he say this

happy we’re just normal men wednesday

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cobrilee:

When it comes to being rick-rolled, I:

am always fooled, and love it

am always fooled, and am genuinely annoyed/angry about it

am sometimes fooled, and love it

am sometimes fooled, and am genuinely annoyed/angry about it

know exactly what that link is, and am clicking on it gleefully

know exactly what that link is, and am clicking on it just to bitch about it

am ambivalent about it/roll my eyes and move on

who cares, clicky button

This is the first thing I’ve been curious enough about to want to do a poll. Enjoy!

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